I kind of lost it the other day. On facebook, of all things. Yeah, I was that girl *sheepishly raises hand* I posted something about feeling pukey. Immediately, I had comments of "Are you pregnant?" and "What are you doing in 9 months?" I initially replied "Not popping out a kid." But people kept pushing. And Matt's cousin, who is always overly-involved in everything everyone in the family is doing, asked me "Why not?" So I finally posted, "How about this? I'll start thinking about getting pregnant when everyone stops asking me when I'm getting pregnant. At this rate, I'll be pregnant when I'm 70. But don't worry, I'll be sure to discuss it with all of you, openly and on facebook, before I discuss it with my husband." Not a word since.
It really grates my nerves that people think they can just openly discuss my marriage and sex life like that. So I'm trying to come up with a firm, but not mean, way of saying "F off." Thoughts?